Monday, September 8, 2008

busy weekend

I invented a perfect invisibility device, but I put it down and now I can't find it.

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  1. I notice you used it yesterday. So did you look where you used it last?

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  2. A perfect invisibility device would never be where you expect it to be. So I actually have to look in all the places I *didn't* use it last.

    This could take a while.

    (Actually, I tell you what's been going on in tomorrow's post. ;) )

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  3. It's at The Shoe Circus store, eating a churro. (Sort of like in the story "The Emperor's New Clothes.")

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  4. The trick is tape a cell phone to it and then you call the phone and follow the ring - crude but effective.

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  5. Damn. I did smear limberger cheese on it, but now my whole basement stinks. Noses are nondirectional.

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