Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Best Simpson's joke ?

I used to watch the Simpsons regularly. When it's good, it's wonderful, but the great moments are coming with less regularity.

Here's a classic, when Bart prank-calls a bar in Sweden:

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BARTENDER: Ja? I shall inquire. Is there a Mr. Myfriendsaregay, first name Olav? Attention, everyone; Olav Myfriendsaregay!

Patrons laugh smugly

BARTENDER: Wait a minute...if I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor.

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OK, maybe you had to be there. Or maybe you needed several years of film criticism courses in college, leading to a Bergman overdose.

Never mind. I think I'll have a bowl of strawberries and play chess with death, now.

5 comments:

  1. Strawberries? In New Hampshire? This time of year???

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  2. Well, I was going to work in a joke about the Virgin Spring, another Bergman movie, but there also are no virgins in New Hampshire at this time of year either.

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  3. Thanks Fred.

    My day starts with Gnews, the weather, and your blog. Not in that order of course.

    And a Nelson heehawwww to all, g'day.

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  4. Homer: Marge, relax... I never heard of anyone getting so upset over religion

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