Man, 28, Dies After 'Guzzling' Viagra During 12-Hour Romp
Thursday, February 26, 2009 
A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.
The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.
But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.
“We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.
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My question is: How will they get the coffin closed?
Maybe they'll have to cremate him?
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Funny stuff... but seriously, if you're going to appropriate content from elsewhere on the web, it's customary to cite your sources and link to the original article.
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They'll bury him face-up in a shallow grave. That way he'll already have a tombstone.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he died a hard death.
ReplyDeleteI think that word would be "tomb-bone."
ReplyDeleteBut I could wrong.
Somehow the words "ding-dong" and "ho-ho" come to mind.
One last comment:
There a few kinds of people...
Those who make things happen,
those who talk about things happening,
those who wonder what happened,
and then those who make snide remarks about those who make things happen, rgdaniel. Methinks you could use a bop on the head. Or perhaps you missed your breakfast or someone whizzed in your cheerios. But really, with all the great information and or entertainment that Fred provides for free, don't you think that Fred, being the professional editor and writer that he is and has been for decades, having given us all what he has For Free all these years, might go without your tacky comment about citing a source? I think I speak for all of us here, that being me and four cats at the moment, when I say that your comment is a reflection of you. Curmudgeon.
Good day sir.
Screw you too Golden Bear...
ReplyDeleteHowever I WILL clarify for Fred that I meant no disrespect -- I've been a fan for years -- but the blogging thing is new for him, and there are certain expectations that come with it. I offered my comment in the spirit of constructive criticism.
Except my comments to Golden Bear, who's clearly an even bigger pompous twit than I am.