What does that engraving say?

An online jeweler posts a list of all the various things people have inscribed into wedding rings.

Many are what you'd expect. "I love you." "Eternally yours." "Think of me when you see this." And so on.

But "I love you more than toast?" "You wore me down?" "My noose?" "Lover of my behind?"

Some strange people out there:
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