If I wrote poems/ I'd write haiku 'cause it's short/and fits on my hand On 12/23/2010 10:03 AM, Art Pfenning wrote:
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-46271.htmlOn Thu, Dec 23, 2010 at 8:55 AM, Fred Langa <email@example.com> wrote:
the origin: @BorowitzReport: I'm hosting the 2010 @BorowitzReport Palin Haiku contest. Give me your entries, and use the hashtag #palinhaiku examples: Symbols on paper/Don't make any sense to me/Could this be English? Wolves run on the ground/Chopper blades ruining my hair/Fire fire fire reload her thoughts meander / working their way through facebook / and ghostwritten tweets A Palindrome is The same forewards as backwards No sense either way. Let her see Russia / But not Pennylvania / Avenue from home. Oh Sarah Palin / How you confuse the masses / By saying nothing A Mama grizzly / Grabs her shotgun for the wolves / To refudiate oh my alaska / no blacks, no jews, just bears / my old home sweet home I fill the ether/With my half-baked truthiness/You should all love me Like a gentle snow/That stays frozen on the ground/She won't go away Open hand says all/giving voice to ideas/not in head nor tongue Which is my favorite/World leader? Oh, let me think/Hey look a squirrel!