the Gospel According To Mrs. Christ

Hilarious, irreverent tweetstream, with Denis Leary leading the way

#GospelAccordingToMrsChrist

examples:

I don't care if you're the Son Of God, you can't wear socks with sandals.

I send you out for hummus and you come back with 5000 fish?

You want someone to ooh and ahh every time you open your mouth? Call the Apostles.