One might say the husband was feeling that symptom.
And perhaps his own redundancy since his wife was the breadwinner.
So here is the real burning question: How did he look in her clothes?
He might have a new career there.
Just a thought.
This comes from waking up in the middle of the night, being so excited about the coming week that I couldn't sleep any longer, and clicking on your column to see what's new. I plead sleep deprivation for my own depravation. :)
It also appears in other forms, such as this post on a motorcycle site I visit:
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I think my wife has been cheating on me
I know the dangers I open myself up to posting this on the forum, but I don't know where else to go. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
LMAO
ReplyDelete...low delivery pressure....
One might say the husband was feeling that symptom.
And perhaps his own redundancy since his wife was the breadwinner.
So here is the real burning question: How did he look in her clothes?
He might have a new career there.
Just a thought.
This comes from waking up in the middle of the night, being so excited about the coming week that I couldn't sleep any longer, and clicking on your column to see what's new. I plead sleep deprivation for my own depravation. :)
Can't wait to see Gail's comment.
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/miriam.asp
ReplyDeleteAlmost had me fooled there for a second... B-)
Yes, it's a joke. 8)
ReplyDeleteIt also appears in other forms, such as this post on a motorcycle site I visit:
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I think my wife has been cheating on me
I know the dangers I open myself up to posting this on the forum, but I don't know where else to go. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
> Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
ReplyDeleteLOL! Classic!!!
> Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
ReplyDeleteGood to see he got his priorities right! LOL